Marriage Quotes
~Wonderful Marriage Quotes~
"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage." Ambrose Bierce
"Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him." H.L. Mencken
"The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly." Peter De Vries
"To keep the fire burning brightly there's one easy rule: Keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart - about a finger's breadth - for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule." Marnie Reed Crowell
~Funny Marriage Quote~
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." Rita Rudner
"Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work." Author Unknown
"Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years." Simone Signoret
"Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate." Barnett R. Brickner
~My Favorite Marriage Quote~
"A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time." Anne Taylor Fleming
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse." Doug Larson
"One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again." Judith Viorst
"Divorce: The past tense of marriage." Author Unknown
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." Katherine Hepburn
"In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage."
Robert Anderson
"There is no such cozy combination as man and wife." Menander
"The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." Phyllis Diller
"In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy. The truth is precisely the opposite: it begins all." Anne Sophie Swetchine
"In a time when nothing is more certain than change, the commitment of two people to one another has become difficult and rare. Yet, by its scarcity, the beauty and value of this exchange have only been enhanced." Robert Sexton
"If you made a list of the reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping." Mignon McLaughlin
"After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6º of marriage!" Mignon McLaughlin
"There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship." Iris Murdoch
"English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation." Author Unknown
"A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year."
Paul Sweeney
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